Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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