Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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