I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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