I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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