are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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