just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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