the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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