I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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