Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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