Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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