I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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