I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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