dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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