Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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