I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Two words: blizzard sex
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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