You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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