whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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