At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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