i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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