Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
