I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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