I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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