i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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