I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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