I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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