I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
