Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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