When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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