The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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