What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
ok first of all what the fuck
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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