we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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