You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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