Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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