Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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