i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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