I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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