Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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