and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
