did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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