Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Will exercising make me less horny?
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