I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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