I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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