I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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