Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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