sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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