I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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