Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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