That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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