What a fucking waste of an outfit
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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