im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize