I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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