Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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