how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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