32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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