she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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