Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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