Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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