She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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